Yes, this is Jimmy Page, the guitarist from Led Zeppelin. Is he not the sexiest man to ever exist on this planet? Don’t you just want to steal his sperm and make mini, guitar-playing Jimmys?…-ahem- I mean, ask for his autograph and give him a nice, suddle Christian side hug. GORSH, you people act as if it’s wrong to have secksual fantasies of a sixty-nine-year-old man. (heh, 69) -ahem- Anyway, yes, this is Jimmy Page.